Sunday, August 10, 2008

Quick! Someone knit this lady a cover up!

Now who says to themselves "I just can't find that perfect evening dress that clings to my fat rolls just perfectly...I think I'll knit one!" Double points for the side-boob clevage.

Whatever you do, don't pull any loose strings! And did anyone else notice this woman is not wearing any underwear and carrying some sort of walking stick?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would so sic moths on her. The underwear is knitted into the dress. Now that is skill!!

Anonymous said...

Can u not see through the dress?

Anonymous said...

That is awesome...I love this BLOG. Very funny. As a side note my mom used to have a dress like this in black...I'm not kidding. She came ro school in it once...I was mortified.

Procrastinateher said...

Haha well, I suppose if you just happened to trapped completely naked and had nothing to cover yourself up but a knitted rectangle that almost fits around you, and just happens to have some loose strings on the side to tie it up with...

MrskayL said...

ummm i kinda like it. i know, i know, i should be smite-d [yeah] for saying it but i do! although, at least the TOP rung should have been knitted together, so that 8 of her closest friends couldn't get her naked right away!