Pregnancy Brings Oddities

Those darned pregnancy hormones make us gals do some strange things. Today's post is from a tipster who has asked to remain anonymous. She knitted herself a placenta while she was preggers.



Thank you anonymous tipster for your submission. I have to say the color choices were right on! Good job!

Scary Knitting

Compliments of TFC1 on YouTube. Who knew you could knit blood!

Meet Francois

OK, this little fella isn't being featured because I think he is stupid or pointless or anything, but simply because, for some odd reason, he makes me hungry. Yes my vegan followers, you can shoot me now.

Here is the pattern for those of you wanting a little crustacean of your own.

For You Trekkies Out There

Cold Bananas? I Can Help!

Do your bananas complain of cold? Do they get chilly at night sitting on your cold marble counter? Never fear! I can help with a tiny little knit sweater for your fruit!

Oh and no need to worry if the apples get jealous, you can knit them their own cosy, too!

The pattern boasts:

These cosies should help your fruit survive the knocks and bumps of the journey to work. They won't protect them from a good squashing, but they might soak up the mess if that does happen. The twin title comes from sets of twins I know: like the apple and banana, they are very different.

Now granted, I have been told I am different, but never once, not once have I damaged any fruit to the point that I have found myself contemplating buying it a sweater. (or padding of any kind for that matter) A plain old paper bag works just fine for me. It does, I promise. And just a side note here on the twins, I have a twin sister. I am short and round much like the apple, and my sister, well tall and thin and blonde like the banana. And speaking as the fat one, also known as the apple, please don't knit a round object to dress a FAT piece of fruit and think of me while naming it. It does not flatter me in the least.

With all of that being said, I actually think the banana cosy is cute! Pointless...but cute.