I had hoped to continue this blog as a way to vent my frustrations about those patterns and pattern creators that get me teased as a fellow knitter, but I might have to end it with today's entry. I don't know that I'll ever be able to top this. Please have a look at the "Oh La La....Sexy Dress".
I had an entire post typed out, but as the saying goes, a picture is worth 1,000 words. Please note the fat roll on the not fat at all woman, the formal length mitts, the slit that is oh so high, and the wig, making the entire ensemble of the "woven" variety.
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