Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Nothing Says Sexy Like Unnecessary Fat Rolls

I had hoped to continue this blog as a way to vent my frustrations about those patterns and pattern creators that get me teased as a fellow knitter, but I might have to end it with today's entry. I don't know that I'll ever be able to top this. Please have a look at the "Oh La La....Sexy Dress".

I had an entire post typed out, but as the saying goes, a picture is worth 1,000 words. Please note the fat roll on the not fat at all woman, the formal length mitts, the slit that is oh so high, and the wig, making the entire ensemble of the "woven" variety.

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skatej said...

Found you through Cake Wreck. Can I just say that I have said over and over again "Just because you can knit something doesn't mean you should." Glad to know there are kindred spirits out there.
The knit dress: first of all, not worth all the wrist strain. Second, bad color for the model, third, bad yarn altogether! Goodness!

Anonymous said...

You should have seen the knitted 3 piece suit her date was wearing!!

Anonymous said...

Did it get wet and shrink?!?

bookmole said...

The second photo (back view) actually looks nice. But maybe that is because my browser (FireFox) is not letting me click and enlarge...

Otherwise yikes!

Kay said...

this actually isn't too bad! except the noticeable roll in the front that i cant explain if it is a one piece, but whatever.

the wig has got to go

the arm warmers are awesome, but not for that outfit

sm said...